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About the Author

I am Amadeus or Gnat or any of the other names you know me by (I have a lot). I am your local fishman lesbian, cheesemonger, bug enthusiast, and general fanatic over anything grimey, slimey, and green.

I do all sorts of art, write sci-fi and pseudo horror, and do a myriad of other sidequests that may or may not include very old rocks and the occasional human and/or animal remains. I am a fanatic for old weird sci-fi. It's strange and complex and long-winded, right where I belong!

At the moment, I study biological anthropology and english. I plan to go to grad school for technical writing.

This website houses all my online adventures and endeavors, as well as a fun place for me to practice coding. Have fun exploring!

Carp-e Diem

Mon Dieu.... A New Website.....!

I am revamping things! I fear the old website was a bit too clunky for me to work on. I wanted to add new things, and setting up a whole new website would be the easiest way to do it. This is fun, though! I finally get the gnatpost to look like a newspaper proper, just as I always imagined.

Kriller To-Do List


  • Finish all the different sections
  • Figure out everything in all my collections
  • Fenagle ways to get my art on here
  • Fix all the mini-games
  • Finally do some writing to keep on here
  • Fish it up funky style!

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I haven't finished much writing yet, but I've got some cool stuff in the works, such as...

Siphonophore sophots. Magical Girls but they're deep south demons. Massive microbio specbio. The ultimate body swap. Religous war in the 1330s. Some colabrative writing between some friends and I.

Most of what I do falls into sci-fi, although I do really enjoy some historically accurate fantasy (or really any fantasy with speculative biology or otherwise odd or unusual ideas to it).

If you want to see some of my more general characters, you might have fun checking out my Toyhou.se or any of my character and writing tags on Tumblr!


Entertainment

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I fish on company time!

Games and Puzzels

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moon info

Funny Papers

Sorry I don't know how to make this work yet

Local News

All items in my collection are ethically sourced. All my animal bones are either scavanged, gathered from legal hunting, or given as gifts (in which case I have little control over their source, but I do research to make sure they are okay to keep). My items were bought very cheap, many being free! My collection is slow growing and very deliberate. I will add photos of everything at some point, when I have the chance to photograph them all!

Typewriters

Regilna: 1960s Smith-Corona Coronet Electric 12.

Pierre: 2021 Royal Classic Manual, Royal Blue.

Taylor: 1960s Penney Jayvee Manula, Turquoise.

Dolores: 1940s Underwood Universal.

Beanie Babies

Tiptoe: 1999 Rat

Runner: 2000 Mustelidae

Chocolate: 1993 Moose

Fetch: 1997 Golden Retriever

Butch: 1998 Terrier

Fleece 1996 Lamb

Nibbly: 1998 Rabbit

Bernie: 1996 St. Bernard

Bones

Bartholomew: Deer skull

Wilbur: Deer skull

Harry: Deer mount

James: Deer skull

Dandy: Deer skull (I had this deer on my old list and I don't remember ever having a Dandy but... I will keep him here in case I'm wrong..?)

Clyde: Coyote skull

Remy: Rat Skull

Cowboy:Fossilized fish

Camel bone die

Trillobite

~5 Assorted vertebrae, likely deer

Assorted long bones

Antique Books

I have no real idea how many old books I have. I've got a lot. Please give me some time to get this set up!

Job Listings

This is my PetSim Database, where I keep track of these wonderful online games and write about my experience playing them. I do my best, but these games take a while to play and I can not deticate years to get to know every one. Sorry if I do not give your favorite the praise it deserves. Did I miss one? Let me know!

Special thanks to Calaban for

List of All PetSims

List of browser-based Petsims Alacrity | Anatheria | Animal Acres | Atrocity | Aywas | BeastKeeper | Celestial Equine | Click Critters | Cybura | Chicken Smoothie | Creature Breeder | Deearly | Dog Breeder Game | Dog Dayzz | Dogzer | DragonAdopters | Dragonea | Dragon Cave | Draconis Theory | Egg Cave | Eliyo | Equiverse | Exabyss | Exhibited! | Equination | Faenaria | Flight Rising | Forest of Mirrors | Felisfire | Flowergame | Figment | Furvilla | Furcadia | GPXPlus | GoneMushing | Gothicat World | Goatlings | Grophland | Grundos Cafe | Gryffs | Herd of Hounds | Horse Eden | Horse Isle | Horse Phenomena | Horse Reality | Horzer | IcePets | Ichumon | Kaleidoscope Pets | Khimeros | Lorwolf | Lioden | Leayph | Leporidae | Leviathan Myth | Lucky Lapine | Neopets | Mochia | Moderneopets | Magistream | Monzoo | Monster MMORPG | Mythodreas | Mweor | Meow Playground | Mycena Cave | Mythaura | Oripets | Ovipets | PokéFarm Q | Pawborough | Protochroma | Pure Felinity | Paw'D | Petverse | Pixpet | Pixypods | Pixel Cat's End | Pocket Puma Pets | PokéHeros | Poliwager | Pony Island | Pony Valley | Poppy Seed Pets | Powerpets | Puppet Nightmares | Reptile Breeder Game | Ropin' Ranch | Rescreatu | RuneTails | Subeta | SIMHorseRacing | SQUAKoverflow | Sylestia | Tattered World | Tamanotchi | Final Outpost | 4dopt | Virtu | Virtuadopt | Vulpetale | Wasabi | Wolvden | World of the Wilds | Wolf Play | Warrenz | Wajas | Wild Horse's Valley | Webkinz | Windrose | Xanje

Currently unavaliable PetSims Woolly Hooves | Tygras

PetSims in development RubbleRousers


Petsim Reviews

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Lioden content content content
Flight Rising content content content
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Pixel Cats content content content
Goatlings content content content

Currently Playing

Wajas

Gryffs

Pony Island

What Are Petsims?

Pet simulators, often shortened to petsims, are exactly what they sound like. A virtual pet experience hosted on some sort of technology. The most popular petsims are things like Tamagotchi or My Meebas (which is missing a wikipedia article... I should write that..!). Although the layman is more familiar with the toy flavored petsims, they can be found in multiple forms! They can be apps, console games, forum games, desktop pets, roblox games, apart of some larger game... the possibilities are endless!

As time has gone on, these games have become pretty complex. Some petsims are focused on strategic breeding systems, trying to get the best genetics. Some are more akin to TTRPGs with heavy roleplay. Others are simple and fun! There are some that let your pets die, while others can live forever. There are economies, competitions, and unique communities. Every petsim is different, and that's what makes them so cool!

I focus on browser-based petsims. These games are played directly in a browser like Firefox or Google Chrome. Since browser-based petsims are by far the most accessible form of petsim, they have developed a very strong cult following. Most people who play petsims have a handful of dearly beloved websites that they keep close to their heart, many of which they may play for years at a time. I know that I have been playing some of my favorite petsims for 10+ years with no plans to stop.

Some of the most popular browser-based petsims are Neopets and Webkinz. These websites were household names until the mid 2010s and a large part of many peoples childhood. Despite the massive scale that these two games reached, the genre as a whole remains more niche. Some of the most popular pet sims these days are Flight Rising, Lioden, and Chicken Smoothie.

Why Should We Care?

The internet is doing something strange. It is getting a whole lot bigger but also a whole lot smaller at the same time. So many users, but very few websites. Reddit, X, Instagram, and Facebook are the extent of most peoples online experiences! We're all shoved into a few tiny spaces, and it's getting cramped!

Petsims are one of the few places online left that are not riddled with bots, ai, or ads. The thrive off of forums and close-knit communities. Most petsims are passion projects by a small handful of artists. Many pride themselves on being a safe place for both adults and children to exist online. It's less about the pets, and more about the communities and artists who make these spaces special.

With the death of Flash and the sharp increase in socmed, petsims have been struggling. I want to tell otherse about how special petsims can be, how they are a lovely break from the chaos of the big internet. And how you (yes, you!) should support them today!

PetSim History - WIP

1989: Desktop pet "Neko" was posted for Macintosh. "Neko" was originally written for the PC-98. Neko is often considered the first virtual pet or petsim.

1994: Horseland, one of earliest browser-based pet sim is launched. Horseland originated from a forum deticated to horse-lovers. The community had created forum games and roleplays deticated to horses, inspiring the formal creation of the game. This game was the inspiration behind the 2006 TV show of the same name.

1999: Neopets launched. Neopets would go on to become one of the most popular browser-based petsims.

2005: Neopets hits peak popularity. Webkinz is launched.

2006: With Neopets more popular than ever and Webkinz rising in popularity, dozens of smaller browser-based pet sims begin to emerge. While some websites had already been around, like MonZoo or Pure Felinity, 2006 is the start of an uptick in small websites.

2009: Webkinz hits peak popularity.